Erica Weiner's Jewelry Makes Me Feel Rich

This jewelry designer has an unfortunate last name, but so does this blogger so I don't feel too bad pointing that out.  Luckily though for her she has a talent that upstages that name, unlike yours truly.  Her jewels come in all shapes and sizes, as well as all different prices.  Which means you can get something super special for the sister you love and something that looks special but is much cheaper for the sister you could do without! Done and doner!

For $35 this is muy bueno!

These lil' leaves look more like daggers which means you are that much less likely to get effed with on the street.  

Calling all the ladies with the names Dorothy and Phyllis!  These nameplate bracelets aren't customized but they do come with some pretty funny old lady names and you get a five pack for $20, which means this is the new kind of friendship bracelet.  I call Shirley!

Tie the knot.  With yerself.  Your boyfriend will thank you.  And me.  

Starr and Greg got me this birdcall necklace as a birthday present and I love it!  I call it "rape-whistle-chic" and if you pair it with those dagger/leaves earrings you are a one woman self defense team.