You should seriously consider getting pregnant tonight just so you can dress up yer baby in this. If that's not an option how 'bout getting it for Bristol Palin's baby shower...no?
If you have a backyard 1.) you need to invite me over and 2.) you should probably have this. It's solar!
A hand (t)owl, perhaps? Stores only, folks, no links to see here. Move it along...
P.S. The store also has really cute owl tea towels (wait for it...tea owls?) that come with an owl pot holder. Good house warming gift or a cheap way to make yourself feel better for getting drunk on a school night.